I'm Johnny Law.
Yep, that's my name, and yes, I've heard all the jokes. Let's move on.
Look, AI is everywhere. It's like kale was five years ago—everyone claims they're into it, but nobody knows what the hell they're doing. You included (sorry not sorry).
Your business could be smarter...I mean, it couldn't get much worse, right?
AI could save you time and money. And your dignity. Maybe.
I'm the guy who makes AI work for you without all the unnecessary drama or bullshit.
I'll explain AI in plain English. If you hear me say "synergy," slap me.
AI isn't magic; it won't fix your bad decisions—but it will prevent future ones.
I'll show you exactly how AI makes you money, saves you time, and gets your competition to quietly hate you.
Automated customer service that doesn't suck.
Data insights that even Dave from accounting can understand.
Predictive models so accurate they'll creep you out a bit.
Stop wasting your life Googling "How to AI" at 3:22 AM.
Call Johnny Law, and let's make your business smarter, faster, and significantly less embarrassing.